The Florida Motorist’s Song

(to the tune of “I’m and old cow hand from the Rio Grande”)

I’m a drivin’ fool   of the FLORIDA school

I dart and weave   like a crazy fool

I learned to drive in a  S  U  V

And I use the road like it belongs to me

Better watch out for the likes of me

Yippie Yi O Ki Yay

Well I drive real fast   and I burn the gas

Just one speed I know   and it sure ain’t slow

I buck and jerk like a drunken toad

I drive that way ‘cause I  OWN  the road

I’m way too cool to ever go slow

Yippie Yi O Ki Yay

I’m a drivin’ fool   and I’m really cool

If you block my way   then you’ll surely pay

I tote a gun so you know I’m bad

If you dare complain then I’ll go mad

And bust a cap ‘fore I start to laugh

Yippie Yi O Ki Yay

I’m the big big man   with the master plan

And I ain’t got time   for any other man

I own first place in the old rat race

I ought to be king of the human race

I’m so pretty,  just look at my face

Yippie Yi O Ki Yay

With my flash cell phone   I’m an idiot clone

I’ll drive so wild,   maybe break your bones

I run red lights and I jump the curb

Pedestrians beware cause I’m prone to swerve

I  GOT  to get up to the front of the herd

Yippie Yi O Ki Yay

Better get outta my way

Yippie Yi O Ki Yay . . .